I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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