Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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