just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
How does it feel to date your dad?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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