Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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