69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I had to cum in my sink.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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