guys are not supposed to queef...right?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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