Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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