so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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