You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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