So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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