I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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