I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I need water and some morals
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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