Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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