I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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