): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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