well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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