i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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