That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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