just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
