Do vagina's smell?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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