4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just blew my weed a kiss
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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