It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Floor bacon is actually really good
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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