I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
