You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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