He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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