No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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