i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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