My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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