after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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