so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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