I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
