Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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