I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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