Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
