Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'm passing your future prison.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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