I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Randomize
