can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish life had little blips of pornography
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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