that's an acceptable place to lick
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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