im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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