I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Me too!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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