Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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