Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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