I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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