My first STD was from a foam party
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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