i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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