Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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