we're blogging at a bar
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dicks are not precious.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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