left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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