The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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