arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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