we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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