This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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