Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
They have beer where we have blood.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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