and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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