We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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