thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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