I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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